It's true that Bruised Apple, author of Principia Mathematica, is of the Apple Family. They say he came to the discovery of gravity one day when he fell out of a tree and landed on his own head.

His genetics were passed down to Big Mac, but not to Applejack. You see, philosophy is carried through the "Y" chromosome.

Anyone else see all these puns?
I mean seriously, they've gotten really bad lately.
I almost can't

how bad they are.

So if I'm snarky/rude or giddy/slap-happy, I purely blame my lack of sleep last night. And the night before. And the night before that. And so on. I... am a light sleeper. If I hear-a-loud-noise/feel-something/see-a-bright-light, I will likely wake up. It also takes an hour or so of staying still to get to sleep... Blegh, it doesn't help when a certain someone I will not name decides to watch a movie/tv at normal volume.